i wonder if hannibal ever gets tired of fancy food and sometimes makes deep fried people-shaped people nuggets and dips them in ketchup
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge
"you come into MY HOUSE and you try to kidnap MY BEST FRIEND the fucking NERVE of you people you better be fucking glad that black widow’s holding me back right now because i swear to god i SWEAR TO GOD if she wasn’t you’d all be dead already"
everyone, with the exception of natasha, looks shellshocked
tony begins a slow clap in the background
whoever he used to be and the guy he is now… i don’t think he’s the kind you save. he’s the kind you stop…
…i don’t know if i can do that.